Bye bye Christmas!
The bad workman blames his tools, they say. They (all-seeing, all-knowing, talk like your ma) don’t realise that the bad workman can find ANYTHING to blame. My favourite these last few weeks has been Christmas.
“There’s no point! I’ll only get started and then I’ll have to stop for a few weeks. The parties, the socialising, the inevitable, obligatory hangovers!!” Et-bleedin-cetera.
Well, no more!